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Thursday 5 December 2013
ADIEU!..NELSON MANDELA
South African Government has announced the
death of Nelson Mandela. South African president
Jacob Zuma announced that the former president
and anti-apartheid revolutionary passed away
peacefully in the company of his family in his home
in Johannesburg around 8:50 this evening Dec. 5th. He was 95 years old. His death marks the final chapter in a life that
changed South Africa forever. What a man! May
his soul rest in peace, amen. President Jacob Zuma said flags will be flown at
half-mast across South Africa immediately with a
state burial to follow. The UK government have
also announced that flags will be flown at half-mast
in the UK. Rest in peace, Madiba!
LIB
Wednesday 4 December 2013
DISCOVERIES!...Be part of the list today!
Names of Discoverers and what they have discovered....
1.William Harvey-----Blood circulation
2. Louis Pastor------Bacteria
3. Vasco Nummz-----Pacific Ocean
4. Sir Isaac Newton----Law of Gravitation
5. Joseph Prietbey------Oxygen
6. Sir Rohald Ross-----Cause of Malaria
7. Michael Faraday-----Electricity
8. Loud Lister------Antiseptic Treatment
9. Vasco Dagama------the sea rout to India
10. Christopher Columbus-----the sea rout to America.
......the list goes on
Funmi OGUNLEYE--//www.insightwithfunmi.blogspot.com
DECEMBER...
This year December has
5 Mondays,
5 Tuesday
5 Sundays.
This happens once in every 823years.
We are the only generation who have seen... 01/02/03
02/03/04
03/04/05
04/05/06
05/06/07
06/07/08 07/08/09
08/09/10
09/10/11
10/11/12
& lets celebrate 11/12/13 too.
Our God Almighty Reigns and may He satisfy U totally b4 d end of 2O13 IJN...Amen.
Friday 29 November 2013
From the desk of A Caring Heart...Bernard Olufemi JEMILOHUN
ARE YOU THE CAUSE OF YOUR WOES?
As I contemplate on some painful and sorrowful
scenarios that people experience in life, I cannot but
wish I have the solution to people's problems each
time a close case comes to my knowledge. Looking
at how Satan torments humanity with all manner of
sicknesses and afflictions and woe, I cannot but thank God for the Gospel of Jesus and at the same
time wish the church will regain power as of old. But then sometimes I come across some self made
problems that human beings have brought upon
themselves and their children just because they
rebelled against God-ordained authority and or chose
to live in disobedience to His commands. We are very
quick to heap all the blames on the devil and while the victims are suffering, some run around for help and
very few people know that this is not the fault of the
devil. It is sad that many young people hear and sometimes
even know about the misery of some people, yet,
they do not depart from the same pathway that those
miserable people walked in. With so many stories to
hear and learn from as a child and the myriad of
examples and illustrations we hear at home, in the classroom, on social media and in the church, many
still go headstrong on wrong doing thinking that
somehow, they will escape what happened to others. I like to ask you, Are you the cause of your woes? Young man, the values of hard work and patient
promotion was what you heard when you were young.
In fact to a large extent, you believed it until you
began to desire what other boys of your age should
not have. Then you began internet fraud and you were
happy you belong to the Big Boys Club. But now, your maga has gone wise and you have began money
ritual! Last week your accomplice died and the fear of
sudden death is eating you up... You cannot tell
anyone what is wrong but you are already a walking
corpse. Your parents are now concerned though they
were not concerned then when you brought a new car home. Your lie that you won the car on the internet
was enough to satisfy them. Now that the blood
suckers are knocking your door, your daydreams
have become nightmares. Are you not your own
disaster? You are a young woman and from your childhood you
have been taught the value of sexual purity. You were
rebuked by your parents for wrong friendship when
you were in secondary school and even when you
were about to enter higher institution, your parents still
warned you about the danger of an immoral lifestyle. Yet, you refused to listen and obey. You were not the
hottest babe on campus but you secretly jumped from
bed to bed. And, you were so smart, your parents did
not know. Now your fornication has landed you in the
bed of irreparable damage: the doctor said your last
abortion is your very last! You will never get pregnant again not to talk of aborting! Now you are thinking of
who will marry the cockerel that you have become!
Are you not your own affliction? Oga Director... You thought you were smart. You
forgot what you were told by the orientation officer
when you joined the public service. You forgot that
Rome was not built in a day. You desired to be a
multi-millionaire without a personal business. You felt
those who refused to steal were fools. You liked the Nigerian situation where no body is ever made to
refund stolen money, after all you are not in the
opposition. The Government earmarked money to
take care of the mentally insane, but you diverted part
of the money into your private account and you sent
your children to study abroad with stolen money. Two of them are now diagnosed to be lunatics in progress.
Are you not your own despair? Reverend Pastor, you entered the ministry to serve
the Lord and be an agent of divine help to humanity,
but you got lured into the pursuit of wealth and social
class at the risk of your soul. You were no longer
content with pastoring a humble congregation. You
forgot that Jesus said no man could serve two masters. In your pursuit of money you developed an
unduly high taste for class until you began to walk
with magicians and satanists who call themselves
prophets. Now the Spirit of God has left you, you only
sustain yourself by eating at the table of darkness.
Recently your first child died in sleep because the enemy who empowered you demanded his life. Are
you not your own destruction? Mr Lecturer, you were employed to communicate
knowledge and build the younger generation, and
when you were introduced to students, they were
excited. They saw you as the link bridge between
them and the older professors. But you lacked the
power to control your passion, every student in skirt appears to you like bush meat to be eaten by you.
You took pleasure in devouring the very ones you
were employed to nurture and develop. Now, all your
age mates and colleagues are married, at 45, you do
not have a fiancé much less a child. Even if you
marry now, you will use your pension to train your children. And now you have spent about 20 years on
the same level. Are you not your own stagnation? Oga ex-banker, your job was your life when we knew
you. Everybody was happy that at last the chain of
poverty in your family is broken. We all thought you
will do your job with integrity and uprightness and a lot
of respect for your personal dignity. We did not know
that covetousness had eaten deep into you but was only waiting for a time to manifest. We thought it was
the bonuses that made you rich. We did not know you
were stealing by colluding with your customers. Now
you have been dismissed with no benefits! All your
years and all our hopes, dashed to pieces! All our
dreams gone down the drain! Suddenly all your friends do not appear to know you again. In your loneliness
you are now contemplating suicide. Are you not your
own destiny killer? Our Youth Pastor, when you came into the church,
the pastor thought you are the God sent help he has
been praying for. You began to play with the sisters in
a careless fashion. But since you are the youth pastor
who has become the parish pastor's first son, nobody
dare suspect you. You did not know that some of those girls are traps, they are already broken in life
and they are looking for others to break. They only
came to church for a cover up. And in your
foolishness you entered their trap. You have now
been told that one sister 'Hotlegs' tested positive for
HIV. Alas, she was the one you slept with two weeks ago! The person that told you wanted you to warn the
youths, not knowing that you are already in the trap.
You are now ashamed and alarmed, the fear of an
HIV screening result is killing you. Are you not your
own eternal shame? Mummy! That is what we all call you. We loved and
we respected you. It seems you forgot what your role
primarily is, you did not know that a crown is only
fitting when it is on the right head. It was your
husband that added value to your life. After all, he
was the one that God called and we followed. But you allowed distrust and competition to kill you. You never
could trust your husband, every woman you see
around him in the daytime is a rival and a competitor.
You unashamedly pick quarrels with other women for
no reason and when you find out you are wrong, you
are too big to apologise. You have practically ruined the man's ministry. Now the man has been pushed to
the wall, your overbearing nature has become too
much. He has left the church and left home with no
trace. You are now headless and directionless. Are
you not your own confusion? Mr Government Contractor, I know you may not read
this page. But let me sound you in case your friends
do. You have made so much money from government
contracts both on roads and on houses. But deep
inside you know those roads are not good and the
buildings are not as strong as they should be. On the day the road will swallow your children coming on
holiday, or when the building will collapse on your
children at the wedding reception, the whole
community will ask who you offended. They may
never know that your children entered the death trap
that you created in the night, and your tears may run endlessly. Are you not the destroyer of your own
posterity? Perhaps I did not mention your own case here. But
deep down you know you are undoing yourself. You
think you are smart enough to deceive everybody.
Doesn't your mind remind you that you cannot
outsmart the devil in deception? Doesn't your tricks
teach you that one day monkey will go to the farm and not return home? Remember that much as a
monkey loves banana, he never tries to climb a
banana tree. A life in wisdom is the best you can live.
Deceiving others always end in self destruction.
Though sin offers man many pleasures, it lacks
capacity to bring profit. All that sin can bring is sorrow and disappointment. Repent of your ungodly and
sinful ways today and Jesus will give you a new
beginning. I remain your friend, the Life Coach,
Blessed Beyond Curses!
Tuesday 26 November 2013
Breaking News!...choi, Politics Today!
Seven PDP rebel governors join APC
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The seven aggrieved governors of the Peoples
Democratic Party have announced their decision to
merge with the All Progressives Congress. The governors, at the meeting they had with the
leadership of the APC in Abuja on Tuesday, said their
decision was aimed at rescuing the country.
Source: punch newspaper.
Monday 25 November 2013
Mass Wedding: this na the plan of the Sokoto State Govt for over 250 widows and widowers
The Sokoto State Government said on Sunday that
it would give out in a mass wedding, 250 widows
and widowers across the state to give them a new
lease of life. Alhaji Zubairu Goronyo, the state Commissioner for
Social Development, who announced this at the
screening of the beneficiaries in Sokoto, said that
the venture would gulp N30 million. According to him, a date will soon be fixed for the
exercise. A correspondent of the News Agency of Nigeria,
NAN, who witnessed the screening that was done
to establish the health status of the beneficiaries,
reported that it was handled by various
committees. Alhaji Zubairu said that beds, mattresses, sets of
chairs, curtains and two sets of female wrappers
would be given to each of the 125 brides. He said that similarly, the grooms would be given
two sets of guinea brocade, N20,000 each as
dowry to formalise the marriage agreement, and
another N20,000 each to boost their businesses. The commissioner said that the state governor,
Alhaji Aliyu Wamakko, and the Sultan of Sokoto,
Alhaji Sa’ad Abubakar, would serve as guardians to
the brides and grooms at the ceremony. Source: News Agency of Nigeria ‘The exercise is going to be on a quarterly basis,
so as to enable more potential brides and grooms
to benefit,” he said
Is this True of Yoruba Mothers?...^Loooolz^
Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to
child upbringing.Yoruba mothers produce the best
range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN,
IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will
make you think you were adopted.IGBATI will make u
correct your wrong lesekese!The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess yoursins on the spot. IGBARUN,
IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those
who committed the crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pants! Now ABARA is the worst....And apart from
IGBAJU, we have a more advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll
lose balance and your head will go to auto-search as
you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you
do all the actions of the other slaps above at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...it can reset one to 3D (DEAF,
DAFT and DUMB)God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
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